we accept the pizza we think we deserve

radical-illusion:

theyellowbrickroad:

when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the pills and it just made my life tbh

im crying 


bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 


orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital


duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween


oomshi:

*whispers in your ear during sex* thanks for being my one note


jehovahzwetness:

Yo how did he write this

jehovahzwetness:

Yo how did he write this




s-uburbia:

s-uburbia:

nothing is worse than gangnam style 

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