one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes
if you say ‘skjær løk’ in norwegian it sounds like a poor impression of someone saying ‘sherlock’ and that’s really cool cus that translates to ‘cutting onions’ and both of them make people cry
someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop
walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart
OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:
so naturally I OPEN IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND
someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.
I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
[x] Feminist Makeup Tutorial (Parody)
THERES GIFS O F ME I’M YELLING ???????
friendly reminder that sean bean was so afraid of flying during shooting the fellowship of the ring that he hiked and took a ski lift to location in full boromir costume
the best part of this whole story is that the rest of the cast went up in the helicopter and saw him hiking up and waved at him as they flew by